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Absolut Too Old To Care Skeleton Vintage Hawaiian Shirt

$35.95

Size: S
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Description

A bold skeleton lounges in a floral Hawaiian shirt, sipping Absolut Vodka, with the slogan ‘Too Old to Care: Aged to Perfection.’ The art is reminiscent of vintage tropical prints, featuring palm trees and a serene sunset over the ocean. The design is vibrant yet laid-back, perfect for those who prefer a touch of the macabre in their summer attire. Ideal for beach trips, backyard barbecues, or any occasion where a dash of quirkiness is appreciated.

Hawaiian shirt

Seamless All-Over Print

Each shirt is individually printed, then cut and sewn panel by panel, so the graphic wraps across every seam. A wearable work of art.

Fabric & feel

  • Four-way stretch blend Premium polyester, cotton, and linen blend that moves with you all day long.
  • Ultra lightweight, 3.5 oz/yd² Light, breathable, and moisture-wicking, built for tropical heat and non-stop adventures.
  • Wrinkle-resistant Low maintenance and always crisp, ideal for travel, the beach, a BBQ, or any spontaneous getaway.

Why you’ll love it

  • Stay cool: moisture-wicking all day
  • Move freely: four-way stretch comfort
  • Travel ready: quick-dry and wrinkle-free
  • Vivid HD prints: rich, lasting color
  • Versatile style: dress up or keep casual
  • Seamless graphic across the seams

Fit & care

Fit Regular fit, relaxed without being oversized
Care Machine wash cold with like colors; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not bleach; iron on low heat if needed, inside out

Good to know

  • Colors may vary slightly between screens due to device display differences.
  • Please review our size chart carefully before ordering.

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